nazmat:

nazmat:

this girl next to me is googling Chief Keef on her phone how precious is that

update: bang bang

what the fuck is this

what the fuck is this

kissmeok:

Love/Couples

kissmeok:

Love/Couples

pizzaforpresident:

I went to a party once and everyone was supposed to pitch in some money to buy adderall. I had never tried or even heard of it but I was young and stupid so I gave them 20 bucks. Later on, after we all took it, everybody was going crazy and having a good time and I was just sitting on the couch quietly so I googled ‘adderall’ on my phone and learned that it’s used to treat ADHD.

I have ADHD.

I paid 20 dollars to calm down.

Neil Diamond - Sweet Caroline
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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

funkies:

drake got me thinkin bout my ex and i dont even have an ex